Chunk's not fat no more...

I dunno. No one told me. Maybe this is not new info, but I had no idea. I mean, he doesn't look as chiselled as the fat kid from Stand By Me...but whatever.

See Scott....

...this is how you "mobile blog"
Now you just need to get rid of that caveman phone you use...

Standard fare at the coffee shop...

Yup...it's a dude walking into the coffee shop with a big painting of jesus with a smiley face. Should I expect any less?